Why did the chicken cross the road?
- Plato:
- Karl Marx:
- Machiavelli:
- Hippocrates:
- Jacques Derrida:
- Thomas de Torquemada:
- Timothy Leary:
- Douglas Adams:
- Nietzsche:
- Oliver North:
- B.F. Skinner:
- Carl Jung:
- Jean-Paul Sartre:
- Ludwig Wittgenstein:
- Albert Einstein:
- Aristotle:
- Buddha:
- Howard Cosell:
- Salvador Dali:
- Darwin:
- Emily Dickinson:
- Epicurus:
- Ralph Waldo Emerson:
- Johann von Goethe:
- Ernest Hemingway:
- Werner Heisenberg:
- David Hume:
- Jack Nicholson:
- Pyrrho the Skeptic:
- Ronald Reagan:
- John Sununu:
- The Sphinx:
- Mr. T.:
- Henry David Thoreau:
- Mark Twain:
- Molly Yard:
- Zeno of Elea:
- Chaucer:
- Wordsworth:
- The Godfather:
- Keats:
- Blake:
- Othello:
- Dr. Johnson:
- Mrs. Thatcher:
- Supreme Soviet:
- Oscar Wilde:
- Kafka:
- Swift:
- Macbeth:
- Whitehead:
- Freud:
- Hamlet:
- Donne:
- Pope:
- Constable:
- Yeats:
- Shelley:
- Tolkien:











